"Is somebody gettin' out a banjo or what?"

"It wasn't my fault...the banister had a sweater on."

"Stick your arm in your pants and run!"

"Who am I to argue with the march cheese?"

"I said marquee..."

"Look not at the shiny shorted man."

"Don't yank on it! You're not milking a cow for pete's sake!"

"Whether it's a mental straight jacket or any other kind of straight jacket...it's just annoying."