"Look not at the shiny shorted man."

"Don't yank on it! You're not milking a cow for pete's sake!"

"Whether it's a mental straight jacket or any other kind of straight jacket...it's just annoying."

"After having that slimy bone rubbed across my leg, what I really need is a big red ball."

"That little sea monkey's angry!"

"Hooray for dragons!"

"That'll happen every time with a seven dollar banana."