"I don't just go 'POP!'...usually..."

"The blunderbuss makes my butt look big."

"Don't play piano if you can't drive at the same time!"

"Because maybe you wanted to be so cold that your nipples might drop off..."

"This is the land of giant forks."

"It was like taking a bite of the ocean..."

"Look how shiny I am! I'm like a jewel!"