"I'm gonna beat you with this fox!"

"Standing in the road tryin' to poop and nothin's happening."

"This isn't slow 'n go...it's no 'n go."

"Don't hit me with a wet mouse!!"

"Is somebody gettin' out a banjo or what?"

"It wasn't my fault...the banister had a sweater on."

"Stick your arm in your pants and run!"