"Tomato flick, ciabatta smack."

"No duritos, cheetos, flamin hot burritos."

"It must be some sorta mudbug stew."

"I'm gonna make your mustache purr."

"I'm gonna beat you with this fox!"

"Standing in the road tryin' to poop and nothin's happening."

"This isn't slow 'n go...it's no 'n go."

"Don't hit me with a wet mouse!!"

"Is somebody gettin' out a banjo or what?"

"It wasn't my fault...the banister had a sweater on."

"Stick your arm in your pants and run!"

"Who am I to argue with the march cheese?"

"I said marquee..."

"Look not at the shiny shorted man."

"Don't yank on it! You're not milking a cow for pete's sake!"

"Whether it's a mental straight jacket or any other kind of straight jacket...it's just annoying."

"After having that slimy bone rubbed across my leg, what I really need is a big red ball."

"That little sea monkey's angry!"

"Hooray for dragons!"

"That'll happen every time with a seven dollar banana."

"That's an angry zeppelin."